Dec
3
2008
Mirror’s Edge is a game based upon Parkour, an informal sport invented by the French which has several times been attempted to be turned into a video game, though never resulting in particularly interesting load screens.
It is interesting that in French, “Parkour” is a homonym for the phrase “par coeur” which translates back into English as “by heart”, and this is certainly a game where you’ll end up knowing most of the levels by heart by the time you complete them. Ordinarily I wouldn’t mention such a thing, except here it’s important, as when you die (which you will, frequently), you get to see a load screen. More on that later.
Mirror’s Edge has no fewer than five different types of load screens, used for different purposes. So with five load screens to cover and not much time, here we go!

Mirrors Edge Chapter Load Screen
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posted in PlayStation 3, XBox 360
Dec
1
2008
Here’s a game that everyone was looking forward to. Finally, the minds who got us all excited over Rag Doll Kung Fu have a chance to.. um.. make up for Rag Doll Kung Fu. It’s a gorgeous little game; let’s take a look at its loading screen!

Little Big Planet's loading screen
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posted in PlayStation 3
Dec
1
2008
Fallout 3 is the sequel to Fallout 2, which was the sequel to Fallout 1, which was a bit of an homage or remake of the earlier game Wasteland, which was a science-fiction version of the then-popular Ultima series which was being made by Origin Systems, which.. okay, I’ll stop now.

Fallout 3's initial loading screen
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posted in PC, PlayStation 3, XBox 360
Dec
1
2008
Fable 2 is (unsurprisingly) the sequel to Fable. It’s some sort of action-RPG thing that’s doing the same old “you can be good or evil” thing that everybody’s been pretending that nobody else has been doing ever since KOTOR was released about half a decade ago. But enough about that; let’s talk about what we’re here for: the loading screen.

Fable 2's Loading Screen
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posted in XBox 360